the fare inspectors
am
according to the recording that played in my train car this morning, they're called “fare inspectors,” not “dart police.”
we at dart train diaries deeply regret this error and will be sure to use the proper name in the future.
pm
some guy needed to show what a badass he was so he tried to kick a styrofoam cup across the track. the cup floated in the air and landed a foot in front of him.
all that energy exerted. for nothing.